The Fundamentals of Caring (2016)

Craig Roberts: Trevor

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• Dot : I told you I only date assholes.

  Trevor : Yes, and I'm not an asshole. And since you want an asshole, my not being an asshole makes me more of an asshole than the assholes that you normally date, because they're giving you exactly what you want, whereas I, by not being an asshole, am not. Which makes me an asshole.

  Dot : I can't believe I actually understood that.

• Dot : Trev, what would you do in that situation?

  Trevor : Oh, I'd most likely shit myself.

  Ben : And I most likely would have to clean it up.

  Dot : Don't worry about them. They're idiots.

  Peaches : Oh, okay.

  Ben : I have to clean him up when he shits himself.

  Dot : God.

• Ben : You think because you're in a wheelchair that gives you the right to say and do whatever you want?

  Trevor : You ever considered that maybe I'm just a prick, with or without the wheelchair?

• Trevor : "He died trying to see the world's deepest pit" is a really bad obituary.

  Elsa : Or is it?

• Trevor : If I had one night with her, I swear when I was done, she won't be able to walk properly.

  Ben : Oh, because you give her muscular dystrophy?

• Trevor : You know, when I get home, I'm gonna put you on the roadside attractions map. World's biggest dick.

• Trevor : I'd really like to take a pee standing up.

  Ben : [nods]  Yeah, it's pretty awesome.

  [Trevor laughs]