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Quotes
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Nick Miller : [to the people running ahead of him in the haunted house] It's not a race... It's not-
[He turns around and sees a clown behind him. He laughs nervously. The clown yells at him and Nick screams like a little girl]
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[Nick has accidentally punched Jess and the Mummy and Frankenstein's Monster beat him up in coming to her defense]
Nick Miller : Somebody help me! This is my nightmare!
[He screams like a girl again]
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Schmidt : [to Jess] I got it. You look like a zombie Woody Allen.
[imitating Woody Allen]
Schmidt : These brains are terrible. And such-such small portions.
Nick Miller : [imitating Woody Allen] On Christmas, I like to eat Chinese people's brains. They're the only ones that are open.
Jess Day : [imitating Woody Allen] Zombie Cristina Barcelona.
Winston Bishop : Yeah, I have nothing to add to this.
