The Looney Tunes Show (TV Series)

Semper Lie (2012)

Jeff Bergman: Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck

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Quotes 

• Daffy Duck : Just tell Porky you don't want to go.

  Bugs Bunny : I can't do that. It would break his little pig heart.

  Daffy Duck : Well, then, I guess you're going to the peach festival.

• Daffy Duck : [surprised]  Bugs?

  Bugs Bunny : [surprised]  Daffy?

  Daffy Duck : What are you doing in an Albanian prison?

  Bugs Bunny : What are you doing in the marines?

  Daffy Duck : I needed somewhere to go after you kicked me out of the house!

  Bugs Bunny : I didn't kick you out of the house.

  Daffy Duck : Then why did you tell Porky you were helping Lola move?

  Bugs Bunny : I just told him so I wouldn't have to go to the peach festival.

  Daffy Duck : You lied? Who told you to lie?

  [the two are carried to a helicopter by other marines] 

  Bugs Bunny : You did!

  Daffy Duck : You're not a liar! That's my area! KNOW YOUR ROLE!

  [the helicopter takes off with Daffy shooting some more] 

• Daffy Duck : Today's the 14th. If I don't pay it today, the fine doubles.

  Bugs Bunny : Today's the 14th? Oh, no!

  Daffy Duck : What?

  Bugs Bunny : This weekend's the annual peach festival. Porky's gonna ask me to go with him.

  Daffy Duck : So?

  Bugs Bunny : So, I've gone three years in a row, and it's horrible! It takes six hours to get there, you're in the middle of nowhere the whole weekend, it's hot! There's tons of mosquitos. You stand in these long lines for peach cobbler, peach soup, peach sandwiches...