Alert: Missing Persons Unit (TV Series) Zoey (2023) User Reviews

Give me a break!!

[LaVidaMS · 5/10 · 24 January 2023]

The Kemi character is just ridiculous with all the new age, past lives, witch doctor, and mumbo jumbo nonsense!! Just keep her character focused on the true science and observational skill set. All the other stuff is just distracting to the story. If they insist on this character's nonsense, they will lose me as a viewer.

As for rest of the episode, I do think that it was bit ridiculous that they bypassed not doing a DNA Test from the onset. No way would I take the word of the kid that just shows up saying I'm back and yet he doesn't want to talk about his "missing years" .... Very suspicious, I say!

Holy Duck Eggs Batman

[nickybk-98095 · 2/10 · 29 January 2023]

It got 2 stars because i laughed 5 minutes into this episode, other than that utter tripe. So here is what made me laugh - the bald woman now is not only starting fires in the office to try and find missing people but now she went to the shop, bought a box of eggs, came back to the office and RUBBED two of the eggs onto the parents to reveal where the missing girl is located.... I am 100% serious EGGS. Then, because amazingly, rubbing 2 eggs onto humans did not help, she then started staring into some Candle Wax... Obviously then next step in finding someone who is missing. I cannot be the only person who is starting to think that this is some type of comedy show?? Next time you lose your car keys, stare into a candle whilst rubbing some egg on yourself and they should turn up.

They actually get paid for this trash!

[JMadems · 1/10 · 24 January 2023]

I'm beginning Danno needs Mc Garrett back as his lucky charm. His talent tries to come through in this tripe but he's surrounded by such garbage there's no chance. Mr. Caan must owe some big debt to be involved in something so bad. What is Fox thinking???

I don't know who is worse - the all-knowing witch doctor rubbing eggs on people under stress when she's not burning sage in the office or the know-it-all mom who's supposed to be a trained cop but doesn't follow through with a DNA check on her own "son" - who only the teenage daughter could see in one minute was a fake. And the audience figured out in the first 5 minutes of the pilot.

And these writers and casting folks have to do a duplicate Epstein right down to the look-alike actor. Does he commit suicide too?

Is Fox this hard up for content that they have to copy crap this recent? Even the fake kid is a takeoff on a recent story.

This show is as bad as 911 when it comes to writers? Do you have the same pathetic showrunner as 911? Could be - doesn't take much time when you hire ex fan fiction writers to rewrite the headlines. Can't believe how pathetic this is. I hate reality tv but it's looking better every day!!

Omg just stop with the witch chick

[davekrebs · 2/10 · 20 January 2023]

I immediately lose interest in this show when the bald new age chick starts burning incense or for the live of God rubbing two GD eggs on a couple that have lost their daughter. Who in the duck is writing this garbage?! Oh and let's talk about the miraculous red herring or McGuffin or whatever the actual critics use for the magical piece of software that can identify down to the room the location of where a picture was taken or the secret geek squad that can tap into everyone's electronic equipment that has a camera on it to find where the person is being held. This show is terrible. Scott did you lose a bet? Deleting from tivo.

Ripped off from the headline!

[RandomFan2022 · 4/10 · 17 January 2023]

I really want to like this series. I like Scott Caan.

This episode is so obviously a Jeffery Epsyein/Ghislaine Maxwell ripoff, but with college kids. Not the most original.

But if my kid was missing and some person said the way to help was to rub eggs on me, then read some wax impressions, I'd be screaming for the Chief of Police. The Kemi character is off putting. Burning sage in an office? Claiming to be married 12 times throughout the centuries? Why would I want a nut job to be looking for my kid? Then with one picture and suspect computer skills, she zeroed in on locations in seconds. Yikes!!!.

And the lead detective having sex with her co-worker/fiance in the supply closet? Time is so important, but we have 10 minutes to be completely unprofessional. That's distracting.

And the Keith sub-plot? Ripped off from the guy who pretended to be Timothy Pitzen. Someone better start coming up with new ideas.