Modern Family (TV Series)
Yard Sale (2012)
Joe Metcalf: Michael
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Quotes
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Claire Dunphy : [concerned about Alex's new boyfriend] If she wants to get her heart broken by a gay guy, she can do so when she's 18 or 19 and can drink her way through it.
Mitchell Pritchett : Aw. You're a "good mother."
Claire Dunphy : Mm-hmm.
Cameron Tucker : I don't know, Claire. You could be wrong. Boys aren't as concerned about traditional masculinity anymore. You know, they're not butching it up. They're not pushing down their feelings.
Mitchell Pritchett : Yeah, they care about their clothes.
Cameron Tucker : Mm-hmm.
Mitchell Pritchett : They-they... they groom.
Cameron Tucker : Mm-hmm.
Mitchell Pritchett : Everybody's hairless. Yeah, you can't tell anything anymore.
Cameron Tucker : Mm-mm.
Claire Dunphy : Really?
Alex Dunphy : Oh. Hey. Hey. Uncle Mitch, Uncle Cam, this is Michael.
Mitchell Pritchett : Hi!
Cameron Tucker : Hello.
Michael : [effeminantly] Hi.
Alex Dunphy : [leading him away] Okay, come on.
Mitchell Pritchett : Yep, he's gay.
Cameron Tucker : We stand corrected.
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Jay Pritchett : [walking into the kitchen] Hey, can I help you?
Michael : Yeah. Why does everybody think I'm gay?
Jay Pritchett : God, I hate yard sales!