Quotes
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[Carly and Father Shay enter the loft returning from the dance]
Freddie Benson : Hey hey, look who's back from the dance!
[Spencer, Freddie, Sam, Gibby, and T-Bo all cheer at Carly's and Father Shay's return]
Colonel Steven Shay : What is this?
Sam Puckett : This is a crazy hat spaghetti taco party!
[Father Shay smiles. Spencer puts a hat on Carly's head. Gibby gives Father Shay a hat. Father Shay puts it on. T-Bo walks up to Father Shay with a plate of spaghetti tacos]
T-Bo : Colonel Shay, it's an honour to meet you. I'm T-Bo - friend of Carly and Spencer's.
[Carly and Father Shay both grab a taco from the plate]
Colonel Steven Shay : Good to meet you, T-Bo.
Carly Shay : T-Bo lives across the hall with Freddie and his mother.
Colonel Steven Shay : Oh. So are you dating Freddie's mother?
[T-Bo chokes and coughs in reaction to the question. T-Bo walks away. Father Shay smiles]
Sam Puckett : So... Colonel Dad's in town! What's the plan?
Spencer Shay : Yeah! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
Carly Shay : Well, we need to take family pictures together, and we gotta go to that miniature golf place...
Colonel Steven Shay : Baby...
Carly Shay : Ooo, Spencer and I've been talking about getting a puppy! So maybe we could drive down together...
Colonel Steven Shay : Carly. I...
Carly Shay : Yeah?
Colonel Steven Shay : I'm leaving tonight.
Gibby : Wow. Way to bring us all down.
Carly Shay : Y-you can't leave tonight.
Colonel Steven Shay : I'm sorry...
[Father Shay takes off the hat and puts it on the couch]
Colonel Steven Shay : But they need me back at the base in Italy tomorrow.
Carly Shay : But...
[Carly sighs]
Carly Shay : But that's not fair, you just got here.
Colonel Steven Shay : C'mon.
[Father Shay smiles]
Colonel Steven Shay : This is supposed to be a happy night.
Carly Shay : But...
[Carly sighs]
Carly Shay : I just wanted more time, y'know, to have fun with you.
Colonel Steven Shay : Then come with me.
[Carly scoffs]
Carly Shay : What? What are you talking about...
Colonel Steven Shay : Yeah, my air force base is right outside Florence, beautiful little town. Lots of the other officers have their kids living with them right on the base. There's a school. You can do...
Carly Shay : This is crazy.
Colonel Steven Shay : Why? Why is it crazy?
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Carly Shay : 'Cuz! I...
[Carly pants]
Carly Shay : I can't leave my friends.
Freddie Benson : He's your dad.
Gibby : Yeah, yeah... livin' in Italy?
T-Bo : Italian smoothies. I bet they use that gelato.
Freddie Benson : Oh yeah.
Gibby : Gelato's good.
Carly Shay : Sam...?
Sam Puckett : Oh, dude... if my dad asked me to spend some time with him in Italy, I'd say... well, first I'd say, oh, so you're my dad, and then I'd go.
Carly Shay : But what about iCarly?
Sam Puckett : The internet'll still be here when you get back.
[to Spencer]
Carly Shay : But what about...
Spencer Shay : Go to Italy. Go with Dad.
Colonel Steven Shay : Lotsa handsome guys your age in Italy.
[Carly smiles]
Carly Shay : I'm goin' to Italy!
[They all smile and applaud]
Sam Puckett : Yay!
Carly Shay : Wait wait wait wait wait... we leave in...?
[Father Shay checks his watch]
Colonel Steven Shay : Four hours, fifty-five minutes.
[Carly smiles]
Sam Puckett : Whatcha thinkin'?
Carly Shay : That we have enough time.
Gibby : For what?
