Supernatural (TV Series)

LARP and the Real Girl (2013)

Haig Sutherland: Lance Jacobsen

Quotes 

• Dean Winchester : We want to know about the, uh, the texts you sent Ed last night.

  Lance Jacobsen : I told them when they brought me in those texts weren't from me.

  Sam Winchester : Well, your phone and Ed's phone say otherwise.

  Lance Jacobsen : No, I mean, they were from me. But, they weren't from *me* me.

  Dean Winchester : [Exchanges a look with Sam]  Did you really think that sentence was gonna clear things up?

• Lance Jacobsen : Those text messages were from Greyfox the Mystic to Thargrim the Difficult.

  [Dean is confused] 

  Lance Jacobsen : Our characters in Moondoor.

  [This does not clarify things] 

  Lance Jacobsen : Moondoor is a game that Ed and I play. We're Larpers. Live-action role-playing?

  Dean Winchester : Right. Larping. Good times.

• Lance Jacobsen : I called Ed after game hours and accused him of cheating, and then I challenged him to a duel.

  Sam Winchester : A duel?

  Lance Jacobsen : Wands and swords at dawn.

  Dean Winchester : Now, when you say "wands" do you mean magic wands?

  Lance Jacobsen : No. Un-magic wands, Agent. Because what I really want in a duel is an un-magic wand. Yes! Fake wands! It's a game!

• Lance Jacobsen : Ed was Thargrim the Difficult of the Elder Forest, son of Hargrim and Bouphin, brother to...

  [Sam and Dean are lost. He sighs] 

  Lance Jacobsen : He was the Lancelot to my Merlin.