- Jerry: I guess a lot of people are sneezing out there.
- Kleenex Guy: Jerry, Jerry, I'm gonna let you in on something, and it can't leave this room. Our research shows the primary use of our product is sperm.
- Jerry: What?
- Kleenex Guy: Yeah. And brace yourself for this. The second biggest use is women crying about nonsense.
- Jerry: But I thought sneezing was...
- Kleenex Guy: Jerry, Jerry... its sperm and nonsense.