Community (TV Series)

Basic Human Anatomy (2013)

Jerry Minor: Jerry the Janitor

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• Abed Nadir : Freaky Friday. Oh, Troy, you are so thoughtful. I wish I had the capacity for sentimentality like you do.

  Troy Barnes : Me? I wish I was more like you. No emotional hang-ups, endless cool adventures. You have it so easy.

  Abed Nadir : No, you do, Troy.

  Troy Barnes : No, you do, Abed.

  [both grab the Freaky Friday cover] 

  Abed Nadir , Troy Barnes : I wish I could switch places with you for just one day.

  [both start to go in circles and make weird sounds while the lighting starts to switch on and off, and then they fall over dramatically] 

  Shirley Bennett : Oh...

  Jerry : [appearing]  Sorry. Routine light-switch check.

  Troy Barnes : I thought that would work.

  Jeff Winger : Yeah, we're all floored it didn't.

• Jerry the Janitor : [Dressed in a costume period, engaging in some sort of a play with other janitors]  Yes, Lord Brickell, I was indeed down by the stables.

  [to Jeff, who has just entered the room] 

  Jerry the Janitor : Damn, man. You ever heard of knocking?

  Jeff Winger : Yup, just heard it, when I did it a second ago.

  Crazy Schmidt : They've seen too much! Let's kill them!

  Jerry the Janitor : Stand down, crazy Schmidt. What we're doing here is none of their business.

  [to Jeff] 

  Jerry the Janitor : We're having murder mystery night during the day.

  Jeff Winger : I was fine with "None of your business."