The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Day the Earth Stood Cool (2012)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

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• Marge Simpson : [Picks up copy of The Onion]  "Scientists Prove That Cat Heaven Is Real But People Heaven Is Not"? That's so sad.

  Emily : No, Marge. It's not a real headline. It's satire.

  Marge Simpson : Oh, satire. And these fake movie reviews are so mean, they're hilarious!

  Emily : No, those are real reviews.

  Marge Simpson : Great newspaper.

• Homer Simpson : I have a plan to deal with that. Step one: change everything about ourselves until we are super-cool. The end.

  Marge Simpson : I've always thought you were cool!

  Homer Simpson : Honey, I'm not cool. I was never cool. I didn't go to college! Every CD I have I bought at a carwash. Black and white films make me angry. I can't pronounce artisanal. I only know David Cross from the Chipmunks movie! Not only do I like Van Halen but I think they keep getting better!