The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Day the Earth Stood Cool (2012)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Baby, DJ, Sideshow Mel

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• Homer Simpson : Well, guess what, cool people! Parents are supposed to be lame. That's so their kids have something to rebel against and be cool long enough to get married and have kids for whom they are lame. It's nature's way.

• Homer Simpson : You're from Portland? I've heard about people coming from there.

  Homer Simpson : [Thinking]  No, I didn't.

• Homer Simpson : Can I man-hug you?

  Terrence : Sure.

  Homer Simpson : [flails his arms]  I don't know how!

• Homer Simpson : I have a plan to deal with that. Step one: change everything about ourselves until we are super-cool. The end.

  Marge Simpson : I've always thought you were cool!

  Homer Simpson : Honey, I'm not cool. I was never cool. I didn't go to college! Every CD I have I bought at a carwash. Black and white films make me angry. I can't pronounce artisanal. I only know David Cross from the Chipmunks movie! Not only do I like Van Halen but I think they keep getting better!