"The Simpsons" To Cur with Love (TV Episode 2012) - Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Sideshow Mel, Barney Gumble, Groundskeeper Willie, Grampa Simpson, Snowball II, Santa's Little Helper, Bongo, Krusty the Klown

Marge Simpson : The pound hasn't reported any greyhounds, but they have a daschund, a schnauzer and a pregnant raccoon.

Homer Simpson : Sounds like a trade up. How much for the pregnant raccoon?

Marge Simpson : We're not getting a raccoon!

Homer Simpson : Good, Marge. Get the price down.
Homer Simpson : Well, I can't lift anything this heavy without my weightlifting belt.

[Bends down to reach belt, but cracks his back and moans]

Marge Simpson : You know you can't lift your weightlifting belt without wearing your weightlifting belt.
Bart Simpson : Your stories have endings now?

Grampa : Yup, ever since they started putting something in the jello at the home.
Homer Simpson : [Playing Villageville] Time to get a snack, but first, should I introduce the bubonic plague? Eh, what could be the harm?

[Selects "yes"]

Homer Simpson : Oh, now I have to buy a corpse wagon.

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Sideshow Mel, Barney Gumble, Groundskeeper Willie, Grampa Simpson, Snowball II, Santa's Little Helper, Bongo, Krusty the Klown