Family Guy (TV Series)
Joe's Revenge (2012)
Will Sasso: Bobby Briggs
Quotes
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Joe Swanson : [holds Briggs at gunpoint] You're not gonna get away this time, you son of a bitch!
Bobby Briggs : [holds up his hands in surrender] Please, don't kill me! I'm not married! My life is awesome!
Joe Swanson : I've waited 15 years for this moment, Briggs. Do you have any idea what it's like to have to lift yourself into a wheelchair every morning? To have your wife look at you like you're half a man? To get preferential parking? To board a plane early with the first-class people and gold card members? All right, it's not all bad. But I'm not going to kill you. I'm not an animal like you.
Bobby Briggs : [last words] So, what are you going to do, arrest me?
Joe Swanson : No. I don't arrest cripples.
[shoots Briggs in both legs and Briggs falls backwards to the ground, groaning]
Joe Swanson : By the way, you're under arrest. I only said that last thing cause it seemed cool.
[Peter and Quagmire ran up to Joe]
Peter Griffin : Oh, my God, that was so awesome. I saw everything. You were all like...
[deep mumbling]
Peter Griffin : And Briggs was all like...
[high-pitched mumbling]
Peter Griffin : And then you were all like...
[mimics two gunshots]
Peter Griffin : And then Briggs's legs were like...
[mimics video game sound effects from Pac-Man]
Joe Swanson : [sees Briggs dead] Oh, crap, he's dead. I think he bled out. I must have hit the femoral artery.
Glenn Quagmire : Ah, just kick him into Mexico.
[kicks Briggs's body into the Rio Grande river]