Get Hard (2015) Poster

(2015)

Will Ferrell: James

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Quotes 

  • Darnell Lewis : When life throws you Dick you make Dick-ade!

    James King : Dick-ade doesn't sound like a significant improvement over dick.

  • Darnell Lewis : When you was at Harvard, did you ever get raped for failing a test?

    James King : I think that's more of a Yale thing.

  • [from trailer] 

    Darnell Lewis : We do this, we do this hard!

    James King : I can get hard!

  • Darnell Lewis : Let's see your mad dog face!

    [King bursts into tears] 

    Darnell Lewis : What are you doing, James?

    James King : Sad Dog. I think that's a strategy that could work, don't sexually harass me I'm already sad...

  • [prison yard training] 

    Darnell Lewis : Go back to where you belong!

    James King : I don't know where I belong!

    Darnell Lewis : I know where you belong... you belong with me!

    [smiles at King] 

    James King : [freaked out]  I don't want that!

  • James King : My life is ruined, because after thirty days I'm going to prison!... It's not as bad as I've heard, is it?

    Darnell Lewis : Hell yeah, it's bad!

    James King : Teach me how to survive in prison, the way you did!

    Darnell Lewis : [amazed]  Tell me how you know I went to prison?

    James King : Given your low economic status, your perceived lack of college education... statistically, you definitely went to prison!

    [pause] 

    Darnell Lewis : See you tomorrow, convict.

  • Martin : I built this company with my two own hands. Just me, that computer and an eight million dollar loan from my father.

    James King : You really did it all on your own.

  • [stands naked in his garden] 

    James King : [sees his gardener staring at him]  Buenos diaz, Cecil!

  • James King : For the love of Alan Greenspan!

  • James King : I'm not trying to appropriate your culture.

    Darnell Lewis : That's great. I'll tell the others.

  • James King : My real father never had time for me. He shipped me off to boarding school in London with the Murdochs and the Bin Ladens. Of course, that was before. I mean, we knew they cheated in soccer, but had no idea...

  • James King : Hey, son. You're a disappointment to your parents - who I fucked.

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