Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Women in Garbage (2013)
Aubrey Plaza: April Ludgate
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Quotes
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April Ludgate : This is Stacy Knoblock's house. I went to high school with her and she was super mean to me. Now I know that she dyes her hair. I knew that wench wasn't naturally blonde! Oh my god. She has to use prescription-strength deodorant. This is the best day of my life!
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April Ludgate : You know what, I think men are better than women.
Ann Perkins : She's kidding.
April Ludgate : No, I'm not. They provide for us, and we must obey them because they are our masters.
Leslie Knope : April, stop it.
April Ludgate : Leslie, you'll never land a beau with that domineering tone. We must always walk behind the men.
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Leslie Knope : Those sanitation goons set us up! You know what? Let's just go.
April Ludgate : What? No! We can't let them beat us!
Leslie Knope : Just call it a tie; nobody can lift it.
April Ludgate : No Leslie - we do not want to tie, we want to win. Those guys suck, okay? We have to prove them wrong.