Travis Neal: Paul Digby

Quotes 

• Paul Digby : Today is December 21, 2012. The day the world will end. According to the Mayan calendar, we will all die at 11:11 today. At least, I don't plan on it. I will set up a survivors' camp up in the hills. Anyone who finds this note, go there now. I will provide food, water, shelter, and hope. It will be sad to see this Earth get destroyed, but hopefully, we can live to tell the tale.

• Paul Digby : Did I leave the oven on? Eh, I guess it doesn't matter now.

• Paul Digby : Oh come on. What is this? Where is the fire and the brimstone, and the flood and the rain? This is the End of the World! For craps sake! Come on.

• Paul Digby : [Sees a meteor rapidly approaching Earth]  What the heck is that?