Jimmy Kimmel Live! (TV Series)

Jimmy Kimmel Sucks (2013)

Jimmy Kimmel: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• [after Jimmy's repeated attempts to audition for the role of David Norris in "The Adjustment Bureau"] 

  Emily Blunt : [to the director]  What is this? Is this a pity reading?

  Jimmy Kimmel - Host : No no no. Don't think like that. You're here on your *own* merits.

  Emily Blunt : But I've been cast.

  Jimmy Kimmel - Host : [to the director]  Will you tell her she's here on her own merits?

  Emily Blunt : I've been cast in this movie.

  Jimmy Kimmel - Host : [to the director]  She thinks this is a pity reading.

• [after Jimmy's attempt to audition for the role of Bob Tenor in "Stuck on You"] 

  Greg Kinnear : Can we look into Matt Damon? He'll do it.

  Jimmy Kimmel - Host : If the movie was called "Suck on You" he'd do it.