Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Ann's Decision (2013)
Aziz Ansari: Tom Haverford
Photos
Quotes
-
Tom Haverford : Woah, smells like some vomit took a dump in here. What happened?
Ron Swanson : We got food poisoning, Tom. How do you not have food poisoning?
Ben Wyatt : Because he didn't eat anything - he just took pictures and talked about the 'Wow' factor.
Tom Haverford : Not true, I ate everything you did..
Chris Traeger : Are you sure? Is there anything that you didn't eat?
Tom Haverford : Oh yeah, I didn't eat those stupid mini-calzones. Haver-Food rule number six: never eat anything with a sauce I have to dip myself. Drizzle it on for me, I'm not your maid!
Ben Wyatt : The calzones... betrayed me? Never again, guys. As God as my witness, they're dead to me.