Community (TV Series)
Alternative History of the German Invasion (2013)
Alison Brie: Annie Edison
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Quotes
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Annie Edison : Jeff, it's just a little table in the corner of the room. Why don't we just let them have it?
Jeff Winger : Because that's called appeasement. And everyone knows if you give the Germans something small, like the study room or Austria, they end up wanting something big, like Earth.
Pierce Hawthorne : Jeff's right. If there were more people in the world like Annie, we'd all be speaking Vietnamese right now.
[Annie gasps in shock]
Pierce Hawthorne : That was my war. I had flashbacks for years.
Shirley Bennett : Pierce, you moved to Canada.
Pierce Hawthorne : And it was hell. Those people call ham "bacon".
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Annie Edison : This whole time, we thought the Germans were the Germans. But it turns out, *we're* the Germans.
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Dean Pelton : Greendale's a forgiving place.
Annie Edison : It really is.
Dean Pelton : Please keep that in mind the next 20 seconds. Remember that people can "Chang".
Jeff Winger : [This phrasing causes concern] People can what?
Ben Chang : [Enters] Hi, I'm Kevin.
Jeff Winger , Annie Edison , Abed Nadir , Shirley Bennett , Britta Perry , Troy Barnes , Pierce Hawthorne : [All screaming] AHHHHHH!
Dean Pelton : He has Changnesia.
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Reinhold : Something is clearly up.
Annie Edison : Please, these are just small tokens of our friendship.
Reinhold : Oh, come on. Dirndls, blutwurst, luftballons. A cartoonishly large cake. This is a ruse. It is exactly like an episode of Hogan's Villains.
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Professor Cornwallis : [enters lunch room where study group is sitting at a booth] Ah! There you people are. I believe we have something to discuss.
Jeff Winger : Oh, my God. You clever British bastard. You set this whole thing up to teach us a lesson.
Professor Cornwallis : What?
Jeff Winger : Making the school pretend to hate us, to show us that one man's hero is another man's villain. Of course! We aren't Nazis.
[group laughter]
Jeff Winger : I tip my cap to you, sir. Lesson learned.
Professor Cornwallis : Are you actually suggesting that a Professor at Greendale would set up an elaborate ruse just to teach seven students a lesson?
Jeff Winger , Annie Edison , Troy Barnes , Abed Nadir , Shirley Bennett , Britta Perry , Pierce Hawthorne : [overlapping acknowledgement] Uh, yes. Yeah. Yes. That's a Wednesday.
Professor Cornwallis : Oh, my God. I've made a terrible mistake coming here.
Annie Edison : So this wasn't part of the class? Then why are you here?
Professor Cornwallis : Because you had a test today, and you all missed it! *Fs* for everyone!
Shirley Bennett : Oh.
Professor Cornwallis : Maybe it's not too late to get out of my contract.
[exits]