The Secret Life of Pets (2016)
Jenny Slate: Gidget
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Quotes
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Tiberius : Okay. He's too stupid to talk and too ugly to eat.
Gidget : [screams and tackles Ozone to the ground] I'm done playing nice! Where is Max?
Ozone : What? I-I...
Gidget : [Gidget slaps Ozone] Tell me!
[slaps him again]
Ozone : Well I... I can't.
[gets slapped again]
Ozone : Let me finish.
[and slapped again]
Ozone : Ow! Help me!
[and slapped again]
Gidget : Don't look at him!
[slaps Ozone again]
Gidget : Look at me! Nobody can help you! Where is *Max*?
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Max : Hey, uh, Gidget, wait up.
Gidget : Oh, uh, hi, Max.
[her tail starts wagging]
Max : Yeah, uh...
Gidget : [to her tail] Play it cool!
[Her tail stops wagging, and she giggles]
Max : Yeah, I just wanted to, uh...
[clears throat]
Max : Look. Have you ever lived across from someone your whole life, but you don't really appreciate them until... I don't know, until they're beating up dozens of animals on the Brooklyn Bridge? I guess, what I'm trying to say is... if you ever want to...
[Gidget wags her tail, and her eyes lighten up. Then she barks and happily hops onto Max and starts licking him and nuzzling him]
Max : Okay!
Pops : Oh, great, you're in love! How gross for everyone! Now, move it!
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Gidget : [climbs up through the drawers and shelves of a cabinet] Friends, I am afraid that I have some terrible news.
Mel : The squirrels are gonna take over the world, I knew it! I always said, squirrels are little shifty little guys.
Gidget : No, we're not doing the squirrel thing right now, that's not, no!
[sighs]
Gidget : Max is missing! He's out there somewhere. Lost. Scared. So, so handsome. We've got to find him and bring him home!
Mel : But the outside world is loud and scary, whoa! Is that a hawk?
Gidget : This is my friend, Tiberius. He's going to help us.
[Tiberius flies next to Gidget]
Gidget : He's not going to eat us. We've already been over it.
Buddy : Come on, Gidget. We go out there without a leash, we'll get caught by a net... or something worse.
Mel : Yeah, like a hawk!
Gidget : We're wasting time. Max need us.
Buddy : Come on, girl. Max doesn't even know you're alive.
Gidget : Well, I don't care. I love him! I love him with all of my heart! And I'm gonna go look for Max, no matter who's with me. So... Who's with me? All right, fine. Fine.
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[Gidget is watching La Pasión de la Pasión on TV]
Maria : [Bursting into a room with much flouncing] Why? Why?
Gidget : What's the matter, Maria?
Fernando : Maria! Your face! It wears a thousand sorrows! What is wrong?
Maria : [More flouncing] Oh, I have come face to face with the worst thing in the world!
Gidget : [Getting really into it] What? Oh, tell me Maria! Tell me now! I CANNOT BEAR ANOTHER MOMENT WITHOUT KNOWING!
Maria : [Yet more flouncing] Loneliness!
[Fernardo gasps, then Gidget gasps]
