Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis (TV Series)

Oscar Buzz Edition Part 1 (2013)

Christoph Waltz: Self

Quotes 

• Himself - Host : are there side effects?

  Naomi Watts : just diarrhea

  Himself - Host : [Zach presses the red button, music comes on and Naomi is escorted off stage by Misty]  thank you

  Himself - Host : [Christoph Waltz enters they shake hands and he sits down]  thank you for joining us

  Christoph Waltz : thank you for inviting me

  Himself - Host : Christoph Waltz is here from Django Unchained, I got your text about not bringing up your Mein Kampf tattoo. Have you thought about changing your name to "Christoph breakdance?

  Christoph Waltz : I have but it doesn't really make sense...

  Himself - Host : [interrupts him]  what is your preparation to get ready for a part?

  Christoph Waltz : that's none of your business to tell you the truth because I think it's...

  Himself - Host : [talking over each other]  it is my business, you're on my talk show...

  Christoph Waltz : [talking over each other]  you completely over value these stories about actors, they preparations...

  Himself - Host : [talking over each other]  I have questions to ask you, you don't sit there and run your mouth in English, French, German or Italian and say that's none of your business, it's all my business...

  Christoph Waltz : [talking over each other]  you realize magicians wouldn't dare to tell anyone how they do their magic. tricks...

  Himself - Host : [looking at his notes]  do you say the "N" word more in Django Unchained or in real life?

  Christoph Waltz : [jokingly]  more in real life

  Himself - Host : [presses the red button, music comes on and Christoph is escorted off the stage by Misty]  I think that's it

  Christoph Waltz : [to Misty as he gladly walks off the stage]  where have you been? Thank you

  Misty Monroe : my pleasure

  Christoph Waltz : please...

  Anne Hathaway : [Anne Hathaway, enters, hugs Zach and sits on his lap]  Hi I miss you, where do I sit?

  Himself - Host : [points to the other chair]  you can sit on this chair

  Anne Hathaway : you're funny

  Himself - Host : yeah

  Anne Hathaway : your really funny

  Himself - Host : right