Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis (TV Series)

Oscar Buzz Edition Part 1 (2013)

Naomi Watts: Self

Quotes 

• Himself - Host : [to the camera]  welcome to another edition of Between Two Ferns I'm your host Zach Galifianakis, this a Oscar edition of Between Two Ferns, a special Oscar insight to "Oscar" nominees and all of their Oscar "buzzness" around them. My first guest is Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer thank you

  Jennifer Lawrence : thank you

  Himself - Host : I got a beef to pick with your costar Bradley Cooper because he had told me in real life that you were...

  Himself - Host : [looking in his notes]  I wrote it down, I want to make sure I got it right, ugly

  Jennifer Lawrence : wow

  Himself - Host : and I've got to be honest I don't know what his talking about, unless he was joking with me, you're good looking

  Jennifer Lawrence : [remains silent] 

  Himself - Host : you were in a movie called The Hunger Games...

  Jennifer Lawrence : [interrupts him]  yeah isn't that your life story?

  Himself - Host : [irritated]  you shouldn't say that, that's "off pudding"

  Jennifer Lawrence : you should be "off pudding"

  Himself - Host : [remains silent] 

  Jennifer Lawrence : because your fat

  Himself - Host : [confused] 

  Jennifer Lawrence : you shouldn't eat anymore pudding

  Himself - Host : yeah, when you take on a project like Silver Linings Playbook, what draws you into that character? What spoke to you?

  Jennifer Lawrence : I think Tiffany taught me a lot about...

  Himself - Host : [interrupts her by pressing the red button and music comes on and Jennifer is escorted off the stage by Misty]  this is the Oscar edition, good luck

  Naomi Watts : [Naomi Watts enters]  Hi Zach

  Himself - Host : [shakes each other's hand]  welcome

  Naomi Watts : nice to meet you

  Himself - Host : you're from Australia and I hear that the toilets work backwards and have you ever read about that? I guess for you it's backwards here and it's backwards for us in Australia

  Naomi Watts : No, it doesn't do that

  Himself - Host : when you're in a movie do they shrink you down? So, you can fit into the camera? How does that work?

  Naomi Watts : I know I've been shrunk too many times I have to stop working for a while

• Himself - Host : are there side effects?

  Naomi Watts : just diarrhea

  Himself - Host : [Zach presses the red button, music comes on and Naomi is escorted off stage by Misty]  thank you

  Himself - Host : [Christoph Waltz enters they shake hands and he sits down]  thank you for joining us

  Christoph Waltz : thank you for inviting me

  Himself - Host : Christoph Waltz is here from Django Unchained, I got your text about not bringing up your Mein Kampf tattoo. Have you thought about changing your name to "Christoph breakdance?

  Christoph Waltz : I have but it doesn't really make sense...

  Himself - Host : [interrupts him]  what is your preparation to get ready for a part?

  Christoph Waltz : that's none of your business to tell you the truth because I think it's...

  Himself - Host : [talking over each other]  it is my business, you're on my talk show...

  Christoph Waltz : [talking over each other]  you completely over value these stories about actors, they preparations...

  Himself - Host : [talking over each other]  I have questions to ask you, you don't sit there and run your mouth in English, French, German or Italian and say that's none of your business, it's all my business...

  Christoph Waltz : [talking over each other]  you realize magicians wouldn't dare to tell anyone how they do their magic. tricks...

  Himself - Host : [looking at his notes]  do you say the "N" word more in Django Unchained or in real life?

  Christoph Waltz : [jokingly]  more in real life

  Himself - Host : [presses the red button, music comes on and Christoph is escorted off the stage by Misty]  I think that's it

  Christoph Waltz : [to Misty as he gladly walks off the stage]  where have you been? Thank you

  Misty Monroe : my pleasure

  Christoph Waltz : please...

  Anne Hathaway : [Anne Hathaway, enters, hugs Zach and sits on his lap]  Hi I miss you, where do I sit?

  Himself - Host : [points to the other chair]  you can sit on this chair

  Anne Hathaway : you're funny

  Himself - Host : yeah

  Anne Hathaway : your really funny

  Himself - Host : right