Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis (TV Series)

Oscar Buzz Edition Part 1 (2013)

Jennifer Lawrence: Self

Quotes 

• Himself - Host : [to the camera]  welcome to another edition of Between Two Ferns I'm your host Zach Galifianakis, this a Oscar edition of Between Two Ferns, a special Oscar insight to "Oscar" nominees and all of their Oscar "buzzness" around them. My first guest is Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer thank you

  Jennifer Lawrence : thank you

  Himself - Host : I got a beef to pick with your costar Bradley Cooper because he had told me in real life that you were...

  Himself - Host : [looking in his notes]  I wrote it down, I want to make sure I got it right, ugly

  Jennifer Lawrence : wow

  Himself - Host : and I've got to be honest I don't know what his talking about, unless he was joking with me, you're good looking

  Jennifer Lawrence : [remains silent] 

  Himself - Host : you were in a movie called The Hunger Games...

  Jennifer Lawrence : [interrupts him]  yeah isn't that your life story?

  Himself - Host : [irritated]  you shouldn't say that, that's "off pudding"

  Jennifer Lawrence : you should be "off pudding"

  Himself - Host : [remains silent] 

  Jennifer Lawrence : because your fat

  Himself - Host : [confused] 

  Jennifer Lawrence : you shouldn't eat anymore pudding

  Himself - Host : yeah, when you take on a project like Silver Linings Playbook, what draws you into that character? What spoke to you?

  Jennifer Lawrence : I think Tiffany taught me a lot about...

  Himself - Host : [interrupts her by pressing the red button and music comes on and Jennifer is escorted off the stage by Misty]  this is the Oscar edition, good luck

  Naomi Watts : [Naomi Watts enters]  Hi Zach

  Himself - Host : [shakes each other's hand]  welcome

  Naomi Watts : nice to meet you

  Himself - Host : you're from Australia and I hear that the toilets work backwards and have you ever read about that? I guess for you it's backwards here and it's backwards for us in Australia

  Naomi Watts : No, it doesn't do that

  Himself - Host : when you're in a movie do they shrink you down? So, you can fit into the camera? How does that work?

  Naomi Watts : I know I've been shrunk too many times I have to stop working for a while