Supernatural (TV Series)

The Great Escapist (2013)

Mark Sheppard: Crowley

Quotes 

• Crowley : Watch the patois in there.

  Demon Sam : Patois?

  Crowley : Your slang. "Special K", "nose to the God-stone"; that's the way Dean speaks. Sam is... more basic, more sincere. Remember, I want two distinct, authentic characterizations.

  Demon Sam : Yes, sir.

  [Leaves] 

  Crowley : I was born to direct.

• Crowley : How did you figure it out?

  Kevin Tran : It started when they forgot the secret knock. But really, it... was the way they acted. I don't think on their best day Sam and Dean would go into town and get me a barbecue dinner, not when there are leftover burritos in the fridge.

  Crowley : So... my demons were too polite?

  Kevin Tran : Yeah.

  Crowley : Well, I'll be a son of a whore.

• Crowley : [Answering phone]  This is the king.

• Demon Dean : The kid told us where the other half was, but it... wasn't. Dab of crap tricked us, sent us into some kind of Hunter mousetrap.

  Crowley : You jackasses, you're ruining my streak!

• Crowley : Of course, if I wasn't running everything, I could have played Dean myself.

  Demon Technician : Oh, you would have made a great Dean, sir.

• Crowley : I had my R&D people melt down one of your angel blades, cast it into bullets. Seems to do the trick.

  Naomi : How dare you.

  Crowley : I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.

• Crowley : That's right, Cass. I got me an angel on the payroll. It's that kind of universe these days