- Schmidt: You need to pee on my face. It will sterilize the wound. Please do it, Winston.
- Winston Bishop: I can *not* pee on your face.
- Schmidt: I thought you were with me to the end.
- Winston Bishop: I just peed in the ocean, so I'm all out.
- Schmidt: You peed in the ocean? Disgusting!
- Winston Bishop: Okay, look, look, I know this is a dumb question, but will number two help?
- Jess: Long-shafted... drive drill? New nut... wrench?
- Nick Miller: Our old one was bad.
- Jess: Quick hardening... caulk?
- Nick Miller: I've been waiting forever for that caulk to harden.
- Jess: Lube for... drill shaft?
- Nick Miller: Can we also get a box of gummy sharks?
- Nick Miller: Show a little respect. This is my job.
- Winston Bishop: Nick, I saw you pee in the register.
- Nick Miller: Hey, Jess.
- Jess: That's my name! What's yours? Just kidding, I know what it is. It's Nick.