Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Partridge (2013)
Nick Offerman: Ron Swanson
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Quotes
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Eric : I'm looking for Ronald Ulysses Swanson.
Ron Swanson : He stepped out. Can I take a message?
Eric : Sure. Tell him he just won a free dinner from St. Elmo's Steakhouse.
Ron Swanson : [Giggles uncontrollably] I'm Ron Swanson!
Eric : You've been served. Have a nice day.
Ron Swanson : ...I don't like you, but I respect the effort.
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Ron Swanson : I'm actually not sure how much money I have, but I do know how many pounds of money I have.