The Cleveland Show (TV Series)
Squirt's Honor (2013)
Will Forte: Wally Farquhare
Quotes
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Cleveland Brown Jr. : [during Freedom Squirt initiation] Well, here they are. Freedom squirt badges, symbols honesty, trust, and integrity. In other words, TOTAL BULLCRAP!
[Audience gasp]
Wally Farquhare : Hiya... what the?
Cleveland Brown Jr. : That's right kids, might as well tell you now. It's a soulless world, full of bad people, that screw you at every turn. Scouts honor.
[Throws both squirt sashes and his own in the campfire]
Cleveland Brown Jr. : I QUIT!
[squished grease into campfire, causing to erupt and burns sign, audience gasp, as Junior walks off the stage]
Rallo Tubbs : Junior wait. Buy some chocolates for the road?
Cleveland Brown Jr. : [off scene] SCREW YOU, RALLO! Yeah I'll take ten.