- Colin Robinson: [reading] Huh. Says here that sour cream is on sale over at Shop Mart.
- Laszlo Cravensworth: Shut up, Colin Robinson.
- The Guide: [showing off her paintings] But I do think you will love these.
- Colin Robinson: No, I won't.
- Nadja: Well, yes, Laszlo is not just my husband, or my number one fuckbuddy, but he is also my best friend.
- The Guide: Now Nandor is gone. I was caught in a trap and I told him to leave me behind. And he did. Like, really quickly. Like you would think he would say, "No, I'm not going to leave you behind," just to be nice, but he took off.