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Scott McCall : And why are you talking like he's already dead?
Stiles : He's just missing. Missing and presumed dead because he's probably a virgin, Scott. And you know who else is a virgin? Me. I'm a virgin, okay? And you know what that means? It means that my lack of sexual experience is now literally a threat to my life. Okay, I need to have sex, like, right now. Someone needs to have sex with me, like, today. Like, someone needs to sex me right now!
Danny Mahealani : [At the locker nest to them] All right, I'll do it.
Stiles : What?
Danny Mahealani : Come to my place at 9:00. Plan to stay the night. I like to cuddle.
Stiles : Oh. That was so sweet. Are you kidding?
Danny Mahealani : Yes, I'm kidding.
Stiles : Okay, you know, you don't toy with a guy's emotions like that, Danny.
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Scott McCall : Seriously, dude, human sacrifices?
Stiles : Scott, your eyes turn into yellow glow sticks, okay? Hair literally grows from your cheeks and then will immediately disappear, and if I were to stab you right now, it would just magically heal, but you're telling me that you're having trouble grasping human sacrifices?
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Stiles : Okay, was he like - Could he have been a virgin maybe? Did he look like a virgin? Was he, you know, virginal?
Scott McCall : No, definitely not. Deaton makes me have sex with all of his clients. It's a new policy.
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Stiles : You know that there's a temple in Calcutta where they used to sacrifice a child every day? That's every day a dead baby, Lydia, every day! Hey, you want to know what today is? It's dead baby day. Oh, no, wait, that's every day, because every day is dead baby day, yay!
