How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Something Old (2013)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

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• Robin Scherbatsky : Ted, this is a sign, and you know it! I mean, the universe is screaming at me right now, how can you of all people have come to ignore that?

  Ted Mosby : Because maybe it's dumb to look for the signs from the universe! Maybe the universe has better things to do. I mean, dear God, I hope it does. You know how many signs I've gotten, that I should or shouldn't be with someone? And where has it gotten me? Maybe there aren't any signs. Maybe... maybe a locket's just a locket, and... a chair's just a chair. Maybe we don't have to give meaning to every little thing. And maybe we don't... Maybe we don't need the universe to tell us what we really want. Maybe we already know that. Deep down.

• Ted Mosby : This is the first thing we bought when we moved here after college. It-it was the only piece of furniture we had for a week. And now you two are moving to Italy. I mean, what if our friendship doesn't the pass the "have-you-used-it-in-a-year" test? If you can throw out this chair, who's to say that you can't throw me out too?

  Marshall Eriksen : That could never happen!

  Lily Aldrin : You're not a chair, you're our best friend!

  Ted Mosby : You can say that, but a lot can change in a year.

  Marshall Eriksen : Buddy, I...

  Ted Mosby : Look, I know I'm being crazy. I just... I just need a moment with this chair. You know, to say goodbye.

  Marshall Eriksen : We'll give you two some space.

  Narrator : Kids, you can't cling to the past. Because no matter how tightly you hold on, it's already gone.

• Ted Mosby : Robin Scherbatsky, you're a girl!

  Robin Scherbatsky : Shut up! You're a girl.

  Ted Mosby : That's been established. The new information here, is that you're a girl!