How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Locket (2013)

Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin

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Quotes 

• The Mother : Hey, are you okay? You look stressed. Plus, you muttered a few words out loud. I heard "lonely" and "unicorn", which actually gave me a great idea for a children's book, so... thank you. Are you okay?

  Lily Aldrin : No, but there's nothing you can do.

  The Mother : Do you wanna cookie?

  [Offers a container of cookies] 

  Lily Aldrin : Yes... yes I do!

  [Grabs a cookie] 

  The Mother : Whoa! You just took a cookie from a complete stranger on a train. I like how trusting you are. There could be drugs or poison in there.

  Lily Aldrin : [With her mouth full]  But there's not, is there?

  The Mother : No idea, I found them under my seat.

  [Lily spits out cookie] 

  The Mother : No! Kidding! Sorry! You looked stressed so I thought you could use a cookie and then I thought you could use a joke, I should have stopped at the cookie.

  Lily Aldrin : You know what? I don't care if these are poisoned. There's chocolate and peanut butter and caramel in these sumbitches.

  The Mother : I call them sumbitches!

  Narrator : ...And that's how Lily met your mother.

• Ted Mosby : You're not gonna tackle me again, are you?

  Lily Aldrin : I'm the maid of honor, there's a good chance that won't be my only tackle of the weekend.

  Narrator : It wasn't.

• Lily Aldrin : That locket's trouble.

  Ted Mosby : How? It's-it's just a friendly, innocent wedding gift.

  Lily Aldrin : It's not innocent. Ted, you think if you can get that locket for Robin you'll win her back.

  Ted Mosby : Lily, I've let it go. I mean What? There's, like, a one percent chance that Stella has the locket from when we lived together.

  Lily Aldrin : Ted. Promise me you didn't call the woman who *left* you at the altar so that you could find that locket.

  Ted Mosby : Of course not. I e-mailed her.

  Lily Aldrin : Ted!