Supernatural (TV Series)

Clip Show (2013)

Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester

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• Sam Winchester : [Gets a phone call from 666]  How'd you get this number?

  Crowley : Ah, first things first... what are you wearing?

  Dean Winchester : Oh, okay, hanging up now. Hang up.

• Dean Winchester : How you feeling?

  Sam Winchester : Honestly, ummm... my, uh whole body hurts. I feel nauseous and like I'm starving at the same time. And everything smells like rotting meat.

  Dean Winchester : I've had that hangover. Jäger, man.

• Father Simon : A demon is a human soul, twisted and corrupted by its time in Hell. Father Thompson believed that you could wash that taint away and restore their humanity.

  Dean Winchester : So, what, they just stay in whatever schmuck they're possessing and get a ticket upstairs?

  Father Simon : I wish I knew.

• Sam Winchester : That wasn't a normal exorcism. They changed the words.

  Castiel : I believe "lustra" is Latin for wash or cleanse.

  Dean Winchester : Oh, yeah, 'cause that was the most freaky thing was the vocabulary.

• Dean Winchester : Soup's on. There we go.

  [Sets down tray] 

  Sam Winchester : A half-drunk beer, jerky, and three peanut-butter cups?

• Dean Winchester : [after watching Men of Letters film reel of a strange exorcism]  Well, that was weird... With three exclamation points.

• Dean Winchester : "Class 5 infernal event"?

  Sam Winchester : Yeah. See, the Letters have this whole rating system. "The Exorcist" would have been a class 2.

  Dean Winchester : All right, so, what makes this puppet show so special?

  Sam Winchester : It was weird.

  Dean Winchester : Weird how?

  Sam Winchester : No clue. One of the files just had a note written in the margin about room 7B and the word "weird" with three exclamation points.

• Sam Winchester : So we have a dungeon.

  Dean Winchester : [Cheeky grin]  Finally.

• Dean Winchester : Son of a bitch!

  Crowley : Son of a witch, actually. My mommy taught me a few tricks.

• Sam Winchester : So you really think this'll work?

  Dean Winchester : Dude, we got needles, we got thread. We've seen Young Frankenstein about a thousand times. We're golden.

• Abaddon : [after having her head sown back on]  Morning, sunshines.

  Dean Winchester : It worked.

  [to Sam] 

  Dean Winchester : You owe me a beer.

  Abaddon : And I owe you both so, so much. I can't wait to tear out those pretty green eyes.

  Sam Winchester : Good luck with that.

  Dean Winchester : We figured kitty didn't need her claws.

  Abaddon : [Looks down. her hands haven't been re-attached]  Then I'll stump you to death. It'll be swell.

• Dean Winchester : The Men of Letters kept files on every demonic possession for the last 300 years, I mean, we've got Borden, Lizzy, all the way to Crane, Ichabod.

• Sam Winchester : Dude, go easy on Cass, okay. He's one of the good guys.

  Dean Winchester : Dude, if anybody else - I mean *anybody* - pulled that kind of crap, I would stab them in their neck on principle. Why should I give him a free pass?

  Sam Winchester : [sighs]  Because... it's Cass.