"Community" Advanced Introduction to Finality (TV Episode 2013) Poster

Joel McHale: Jeff Winger

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  • Jeff Winger : Three and a half years ago, when I came to Greendale, I met six very important people.

    Dean Pelton : Ooh, burn on Britta.

    Jeff Winger : Sorry, seven. And meeting these people changed my life. Yep. I'm sorry. I-I don't know what to say.

    [the other group members just laugh] 

    Troy Barnes : Yeah, okay.

    Abed Nadir : Whatever.

    Jeff Winger : I'm so used to being the guy who can talk his way out of anything, but what do you say when you don't want a way out? What you have all done for me is indescribable. It's unbelievable. And my love for you is immeasurable, even when you split it seven ways.

  • Jeff Winger : Pierce, you have so many credits, they have grand-credits.

  • Jeff Winger : Well, it's official. It's on a banner.

  • Dean Pelton : So, what's next for Jeffrey Winger?

    Jeff Winger : I'm thinking I might look into some small local firms. I'm gonna use my big mouth to help the little guy.

    Shirley Bennett , Annie Edison : Aww.

    Jeff Winger : Plus, if I stay in town, I can pop by any time I want. You know, just to settle any group arguments about who misses me the most.

    [both Britta and Abed point to themselves] 

    Jeff Winger : What do you think?

    [everyone raise their glasses] 

    Abed Nadir : To Jeff.

    Shirley Bennett : To Jeffrey.

  • Dean Pelton : I see you have all the necessary paperwork.

    Jeff Winger : Necessary? You asked for proof of inseam.

    Dean Pelton : Ah, Jeffrey. I'm going to miss our playful, "Get a room already" banter.

  • Jeff Winger : Something happened when I rolled that die. Something terrible. Something only nerds can understand.

  • Troy Barnes : You took so many blow-off classes and pointless electives. What did you end up majoring in?

    Jeff Winger : Education.

  • Jeff Winger : Annie, why are you acting like a mistress in a lifetime movie?

  • Evil Jeff : Hello, Abed.

    Abed Nadir : Hello, Evil Jeff.

    Evil Jeff : What? How did you-...

    Abed Nadir : I may not be good with facial expressions, but I know an evil doppelganger when I see one. Plus your arm makes a noise every time you move it.

  • Evil Jeff : Took you long enough.

    Evil Annie : Hey, nobody said you had to travel naked.

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