Community (TV Series)
Advanced Introduction to Finality (2013)
Joel McHale: Jeff Winger
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Quotes
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Jeff Winger : Three and a half years ago, when I came to Greendale, I met six very important people.
Dean Pelton : Ooh, burn on Britta.
Jeff Winger : Sorry, seven. And meeting these people changed my life. Yep. I'm sorry. I-I don't know what to say.
[the other group members just laugh]
Troy Barnes : Yeah, okay.
Abed Nadir : Whatever.
Jeff Winger : I'm so used to being the guy who can talk his way out of anything, but what do you say when you don't want a way out? What you have all done for me is indescribable. It's unbelievable. And my love for you is immeasurable, even when you split it seven ways.
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Jeff Winger : Pierce, you have so many credits, they have grand-credits.
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Jeff Winger : Well, it's official. It's on a banner.
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Dean Pelton : So, what's next for Jeffrey Winger?
Jeff Winger : I'm thinking I might look into some small local firms. I'm gonna use my big mouth to help the little guy.
Shirley Bennett , Annie Edison : Aww.
Jeff Winger : Plus, if I stay in town, I can pop by any time I want. You know, just to settle any group arguments about who misses me the most.
[both Britta and Abed point to themselves]
Jeff Winger : What do you think?
[everyone raise their glasses]
Abed Nadir : To Jeff.
Shirley Bennett : To Jeffrey.
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Dean Pelton : I see you have all the necessary paperwork.
Jeff Winger : Necessary? You asked for proof of inseam.
Dean Pelton : Ah, Jeffrey. I'm going to miss our playful, "Get a room already" banter.
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Jeff Winger : Something happened when I rolled that die. Something terrible. Something only nerds can understand.
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Troy Barnes : You took so many blow-off classes and pointless electives. What did you end up majoring in?
Jeff Winger : Education.
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Jeff Winger : Annie, why are you acting like a mistress in a lifetime movie?
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Evil Jeff : Hello, Abed.
Abed Nadir : Hello, Evil Jeff.
Evil Jeff : What? How did you-...
Abed Nadir : I may not be good with facial expressions, but I know an evil doppelganger when I see one. Plus your arm makes a noise every time you move it.
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Evil Jeff : Took you long enough.
Evil Annie : Hey, nobody said you had to travel naked.