Community (TV Series)
Advanced Introduction to Finality (2013)
Donald Glover: Troy Barnes
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Quotes
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Jeff Winger : Three and a half years ago, when I came to Greendale, I met six very important people.
Dean Pelton : Ooh, burn on Britta.
Jeff Winger : Sorry, seven. And meeting these people changed my life. Yep. I'm sorry. I-I don't know what to say.
[the other group members just laugh]
Troy Barnes : Yeah, okay.
Abed Nadir : Whatever.
Jeff Winger : I'm so used to being the guy who can talk his way out of anything, but what do you say when you don't want a way out? What you have all done for me is indescribable. It's unbelievable. And my love for you is immeasurable, even when you split it seven ways.
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Troy Barnes : [Describes a sandwich idea he has] Speaking of great idea having, hear me out. It's called "The Troy-jan Horse." It goes bread, lettuce, ham, ham, bacon, chocolate...
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Troy Barnes , Abed Nadir : [as Evil Troy and Abed] Troy and Abed in the morning!
Abed Nadir : Welcome back. We've got a jam-packed show, so let's get started.
Troy Barnes : Today, as always, we'll be visited once again by Greendale's king and supreme lord master, Dean Chang.
Abed Nadir : Looks like he'll be talking about squash this time.
Troy Barnes : Oh, I'm super excited for that. And not only because it's mandatory.
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Annie Edison : I transferred to forensics late and got the worst classes. Skull fragment collection, advanced advanced decomp, and intro to senselessness were all full.
Troy Barnes : I still have a year of A/C repair left. I passed all my classes, so now I just do yoga while the teachers write down my wisdoms.
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Troy Barnes : You took so many blow-off classes and pointless electives. What did you end up majoring in?
Jeff Winger : Education.
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Evil Annie : Pierce? We thought you were dead.
Evil Pierce : Hell, no. After I got shot, I faked my death to teach you all a lesson.
Evil Troy : Lesson about what?
Evil Pierce : Who can remember? It was more than a year ago.
