Danville 2nd Ward Young Men (TV Series)
Sausalito 2009 (2009)
Dallin Earl: Self
Quotes
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Dallin Earl : Rick, shut up. You said you weren't going to talk, Rick!
Rick Patterson : I'm sorry.
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Dallin Earl : When I grew up, my parents named me Giovanni, but I hated that name, so I changed it to Pablo at the age of twenty-three. Then I hated Pablo, so I was like, 'Oh, who'd become Pablo?' So then I was like, 'Okay, no Pablo,' I changed my name to, um...
Jaren Garff : Ballal. Ballal.
Dallin Earl : Ballal? Ballal is an Indian name! Who even cares about Ballal?
Jaren Garff : I do!
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Dallin Earl : I grew up in, uh Mexico. So I was like 'Oh yo, dude! Mexico is awesome!' But, my father, every day...
Jaren Garff : He beat him with a toaster!
Dallin Earl : He beat me with a toaster.
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Dallin Earl : Then I changed my name to Arted, and I was just like, 'Ayf Ayf Arted!'
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Dallin Earl : So I grew up, and I went to the farm, and I picked some potatoes, and they were pretty good, but I don't like potatoes very much.
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Rick Patterson : [singing] Rice-a-Roni, Rice-a-Roni, yummy. Three times daily, pretty please! Rice-a-Roni, Rice-a-Roni is so cool. I'm from China, and I like rice!
Dallin Earl : AUGH!
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Dallin Earl : Hi! I use Bed, Bath, and Beyond every day!
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Jaren Garff : It doesn't kill the super germs, which kill you!
Rick Patterson : Yeah, exactly. So never use hand sanitizer. It's evil!
Dallin Earl : I'm still doing my commercial.
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Dallin Earl : I use this under my arms, in my mouth, and on my feet. Including in between the toes!
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Dallin Earl : And here we have a squirrel... eating Pooh!
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Dallin Earl : So, recently, my mom was talking to me about what I want to be for Christmas, i mean Halloween! Okay? 'Cause like, Christmas is my, I mean Halloween is my favorite holiday, because, like, you get to dress up. And everyone knows everyone dresses up!
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Dallin Earl : So this is what I'm gonna do. I especially-, sorry I'm spitting a little bit. Especially, I'm gonna be Ash!
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Dallin Earl : So. So I was just thinking about what I wanted to be for Halloween, and I was just like 'What do I wanna be for Halloween?' First my mom was like, 'Hey yo, Halloween's coming up soon!' I was just like, 'What? Halloween's coming up?' 'Yeah, Halloween's coming up!' 'Oh, what should I be for Halloween?' 'I don't know. You think of something, because-, or else I'm gonna slap you,' I was like, 'I don't wanna be slapped! So I will think of something! Leave me alone!' She's like, 'Okay, I will leave you alone, because you better think of something,' I was like, 'Okay, I will think of someth-,' Okay.