Quotes
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Chase Davenport : Yep, and now we're gonna play a game called "human piñata," but instead of candy, we're gonna guess what Adam had for lunch.
Leo Dooley : Ironically, I'm guessing it's candy.
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Leo's Voice : [coming out of Bree] Hi, I'm Leo Dooley and that horrible stench you're smelling is me. Can I have a hug?
Leo Dooley : That's not true. I take a bath every day. Sniff me. That's "hibiscus waterfall."
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Leo Dooley : [gauging Principal Perry's anger level] The last time she turned that red, the janitor had to take her down with a tranquilizer gun - and it took three shots.
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Donald Davenport : If ANY of you get seriously hurt when I'm not around, all it takes is one x-ray of your bionic chip, and you know what happens next.
Leo Dooley : Yep. You three go to a government facility, you go to the big house, and I get a big ol' mansion all to myself.