Quotes
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Chase Davenport : Now let's see how YOU like being relentlessly manhandled.
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Chase Davenport : Yep, and now we're gonna play a game called "human piñata," but instead of candy, we're gonna guess what Adam had for lunch.
Leo Dooley : Ironically, I'm guessing it's candy.
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Donald Davenport : How many times have I told you guys not to goof around?
Bree Davenport : Brace yourself, because this is probably gonna shatter your world, but they don't listen to a word you say.
Donald Davenport : Look, I know this was a freak accident, but he could've seriously been hurt. What if he'd have landed on his head?
Chase Davenport : Uh, it would've popped open, spraying confetti everywhere?
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Donald Davenport : Look, Chase, I know this is fun for you, but if Adam stops going on missions, we as a unit are in trouble. The only way to fix this is to stop tearing down his confidence and start building it up again.
Chase Davenport : I can't do that. If he gets his confidence back, I'm just gonna go back to being his punching bag.
Donald Davenport : Or maybe now that Adam knows what it's like to be picked on, he'll treat you differently.
Chase Davenport : Yeah. I don't know if you've noticed, but Adam isn't really the best at learning... things.
[Donald stares back at Chase and waits]
Chase Davenport : [resentfully] Okay, fine, I'll talk to him!
Donald Davenport : Good... 'cause I thought I was gonna have to. Ew.
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Chase Davenport : Adam is always punching me and throwing me around.
Adam Davenport : Yeah, but when I do it, it's funny.
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Chase Davenport : Life is about getting hurt. I get hurt all the time, but I don't go overboard and quit.
Adam Davenport : Yeah, but you're SUPPOSED to get hurt. I'm a huge, muscular, beastly man. For me it's just unnatural.
