- Chase Davenport: Yep, and now we're gonna play a game called "human piñata," but instead of candy, we're gonna guess what Adam had for lunch.
- Leo Dooley: Ironically, I'm guessing it's candy.
- Donald Davenport: How many times have I told you guys not to goof around?
- Bree Davenport: Brace yourself, because this is probably gonna shatter your world, but they don't listen to a word you say.
- Donald Davenport: Look, I know this was a freak accident, but he could've seriously been hurt. What if he'd have landed on his head?
- Chase Davenport: Uh, it would've popped open, spraying confetti everywhere?
- Adam Davenport: I never realized how unsafe the world is. Danger lurks at every corner and it uses the stairs to get there.
- Leo's Voice: [coming out of Bree] Hi, I'm Leo Dooley and that horrible stench you're smelling is me. Can I have a hug?
- Leo Dooley: That's not true. I take a bath every day. Sniff me. That's "hibiscus waterfall."
- Donald Davenport: Adam, there is nothing wrong with being cautious, but if you're TOO cautious, you'll over-think things and you won't be able to complete your missions.
- Adam Davenport: Oh, so if I'm NOT careful, I could get hurt, but if I'm TOO careful, I'm useless.
- Donald Davenport: Exactly.
- Adam Davenport: Great. No matter what I do I'm either hurting myself or the team.
- Leo Dooley: [gauging Principal Perry's anger level] The last time she turned that red, the janitor had to take her down with a tranquilizer gun - and it took three shots.
- Donald Davenport: If ANY of you get seriously hurt when I'm not around, all it takes is one x-ray of your bionic chip, and you know what happens next.
- Leo Dooley: Yep. You three go to a government facility, you go to the big house, and I get a big ol' mansion all to myself.
- Donald Davenport: Bree, remember when I told you that strange things might be happening to your bionics? Well, it looks like you have uncovered one of your hidden abilities. Either that or puberty has been VERY unkind to YOU.
- Donald Davenport: Look, Chase, I know this is fun for you, but if Adam stops going on missions, we as a unit are in trouble. The only way to fix this is to stop tearing down his confidence and start building it up again.
- Chase Davenport: I can't do that. If he gets his confidence back, I'm just gonna go back to being his punching bag.
- Donald Davenport: Or maybe now that Adam knows what it's like to be picked on, he'll treat you differently.
- Chase Davenport: Yeah. I don't know if you've noticed, but Adam isn't really the best at learning... things.
- [Donald stares back at Chase and waits]
- Chase Davenport: [resentfully] Okay, fine, I'll talk to him!
- Donald Davenport: Good... 'cause I thought I was gonna have to. Ew.
- Chase Davenport: Adam is always punching me and throwing me around.
- Adam Davenport: Yeah, but when I do it, it's funny.
- Chase Davenport: Life is about getting hurt. I get hurt all the time, but I don't go overboard and quit.
- Adam Davenport: Yeah, but you're SUPPOSED to get hurt. I'm a huge, muscular, beastly man. For me it's just unnatural.