Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

Pilot (2013)

Melissa Fumero: Amy Santiago

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Quotes 

• Amy Santiago : Wall Street Journal on the doormat, top floor apartment... 20 bucks says this guy is like a hot, eligible bachelor.

  Jake Peralta : I'll take that action.

  [knocks on door] 

  Jake Peralta : Police, open up!

  Old Man : Hello?

  Jake Peralta : Oh! Hello sir, how are you today? I am Detective Right-All-The-Time, and this is my partner, Detective Terrible Detective.

• [first lines] 

  Jake Peralta : This job is eating me alive. I can't breathe anymore. I spent all these years trying to be the good guy, the man in the white hat. I'm not becoming like them. I am them.

  Amy Santiago : Hey! What are you doing, weirdo?

  Jake Peralta : I'm doing the best speech from "Donnie Brasco". Or actually, ten of me are doing the best speech from "Donnie Brasco". What's up?