It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)
The Gang Saves the Day (2013)
Peter Mackenzie: Doctor
Quotes
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Dennis Reynolds : Where am I?
Doctor : You were shot in the head during an armed robbery. The bullet narrowly missed your brain stem and exited the back of your skull.
Dennis Reynolds : Does-does my dick work?
Doctor : No. Your penis does not work.
Dennis Reynolds : Kill me.
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Doctor : She's lucky to be alive. She broke her arm, few ribs, punctured a lung, shattered her pelvis, compound fractures in both legs.
Dennis Reynolds : Her breasts?
Doctor : Excuse me?
Dennis Reynolds : What about her breasts?