It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

The Gang Saves the Day (2013)

Glenn Howerton: Dennis Reynolds

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• Dennis Reynolds : Where am I?

  Doctor : You were shot in the head during an armed robbery. The bullet narrowly missed your brain stem and exited the back of your skull.

  Dennis Reynolds : Does-does my dick work?

  Doctor : No. Your penis does not work.

  Dennis Reynolds : Kill me.

• Doctor : She's lucky to be alive. She broke her arm, few ribs, punctured a lung, shattered her pelvis, compound fractures in both legs.

  Dennis Reynolds : Her breasts?

  Doctor : Excuse me?

  Dennis Reynolds : What about her breasts?