- Dennis Reynolds: Where am I?
- Doctor: You were shot in the head during an armed robbery. The bullet narrowly missed your brain stem and exited the back of your skull.
- Dennis Reynolds: Does-does my dick work?
- Doctor: No. Your penis does not work.
- Dennis Reynolds: Kill me.
- Doctor: She's lucky to be alive. She broke her arm, few ribs, punctured a lung, shattered her pelvis, compound fractures in both legs.
- Dennis Reynolds: Her breasts?
- Doctor: Excuse me?
- Dennis Reynolds: What about her breasts?