The Simpsons (TV Series)

YOLO (2013)

Hank Azaria: Kirk Van Houten, Moe Szyslak, Superintendent Chalmers, Eduardo, Comic Book Guy

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : Do you have a disrespectful son who calls you by your first name?

  Eduardo : I cannot conceive of such a thing.

  Bart Simpson : Hey, Homer. Did you just fart?

  Homer Simpson : Did you just fart, sir!

  Bart Simpson : Whatever.

• Principal Skinner : They're doing it! They're self-grading.

  Superintendent Chalmers : Can't you ever say anything without sounding weird?

  Principal Skinner : The answer, sadly, is not yes.

• Marge : YOLO?

  Kirk Van Houten : You Only Live Once.

  Homer : Once again, cats have it better.

• [Homer jumped off the plane and is parachuting with Eduardo] 

  Marge : Homer? It's me, talking in your earphone. Come down, Homie! "You only live once" also means when you die, you die!

  Eduardo : [grabs his earphone and throws it away]  You can listen to your wife when you are dead! Savor the moment!

• Homer Simpson : Eduardo, I haven't felt this good in years. You're like the Tooth Fairy. Except you don't collect human bones.

  Eduardo : [nervously]  Yes, yes. Of course I don't.

• Eduardo : Go as far as your heart will take you.