The Simpsons (TV Series)

YOLO (2013)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Groundskeeper Willie

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : [his letter to Eduardo]  Buenos días, Eduardo. Can you write back and tell me what that means?

• Homer Simpson : Do you have a disrespectful son who calls you by your first name?

  Eduardo : I cannot conceive of such a thing.

  Bart Simpson : Hey, Homer. Did you just fart?

  Homer Simpson : Did you just fart, sir!

  Bart Simpson : Whatever.

• Homer : Back in fifth grade, you either had to write to a foreigner or a prisoner. I picked a foreigner because the prisoners wrote back too fast.

• Marge : YOLO?

  Kirk Van Houten : You Only Live Once.

  Homer : Once again, cats have it better.

• Homer : [parachuting]  I'm doing it! I'm flying like the squirrel I always knew I was!

• Homer : I don't know what it is about having all my dreams fulfilled, but I feel great!

• Homer Simpson : Eduardo, I haven't felt this good in years. You're like the Tooth Fairy. Except you don't collect human bones.

  Eduardo : [nervously]  Yes, yes. Of course I don't.

• Principal Skinner : Lisa, I'm afraid you've gotten all the extra credit we can give out. So Willie has been growing you a nice pumpkin.

  Groundskeeper Willie : Here it is, lass.

  [knife in hand] 

  Groundskeeper Willie : You want me to carve it into a Jack-O'-Lantern?

  Lisa : No, this is good.

  [Lisa and Principal Skinner step away] 

  Groundskeeper Willie : [minaciously]  Well, this knife's got to carve something...