The Simpsons (TV Series)

YOLO (2013)

Harry Shearer: Principal Skinner, Kent Brockman, Mr. Largo, Dr. Julius Hibbert

Quotes 

• Principal Skinner : They're doing it! They're self-grading.

  Superintendent Chalmers : Can't you ever say anything without sounding weird?

  Principal Skinner : The answer, sadly, is not yes.

• [Kent Brockman enters Skinner's office accusing him of running a cheating school] 

  Principal Skinner : [embarrassed]  Myra, don't I have another appointment?

  Myra : This is your first appointment ever.

• Kent Brockman : This school is more corrupt than the ltalian parliament. If these children are our future, then I, for one, do not want to live.

• Principal Skinner : Lisa, I'm afraid you've gotten all the extra credit we can give out. So Willie has been growing you a nice pumpkin.

  Groundskeeper Willie : Here it is, lass.

  [knife in hand] 

  Groundskeeper Willie : You want me to carve it into a Jack-O'-Lantern?

  Lisa : No, this is good.

  [Lisa and Principal Skinner step away] 

  Groundskeeper Willie : [minaciously]  Well, this knife's got to carve something...