Rizzoli & Isles (TV Series)
Partners in Crime (2013)
Angie Harmon: Jane Rizzoli
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Quotes
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Jane Rizzoli : Wow, you cook too! Where did get the eggs and all the vegetables?
Colonel Charles 'Casey' Jones : Farmer's Market.
Jane Rizzoli : Really? You're like a 17th-century wife.
Colonel Charles 'Casey' Jones : [laughs] Is that good or bad?
Jane Rizzoli : Oh, well, fantastic! I've always wanted a wife.
Colonel Charles 'Casey' Jones : What do you want to do today? Watch me churn butter or beat the dust from the rugs?
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Jane Rizzoli : [Doing paperwork] Yes! Done! Every follow-up report. What's my price?
Barry Frost : 2 days off to hang with your boyfriend.
Jane Rizzoli : Hm, first days I have taken in a year. BPD owes me a 116.
Vince Korsak : That's nothing, they owe me 243.
Barry Frost : Why are you two competing over who takes the fewest vacation days?
Jane Rizzoli : Because we're studs.
Barry Frost : So what do you and Casey have planned?
Jane Rizzoli : Well, he only has 72 hours off, so "nothing".
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Maura Isles : [Investigating the victim] Pink froth around her lips and nose.
Jane Rizzoli : You have a tell when your head is not in the game.
Maura Isles : I don't know what you mean.
Jane Rizzoli : Pink froth? Not cytoplastics, hematoma, liquidity at a cellular level?
Maura Isles : No!
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Jane Rizzoli : [Picking up her phone] Hey, Forst! What do you got?
Barry Frost : [Showing a car] Sweet ride! You never see this color. It's called Beluga black.
Jane Rizzoli : I meant the victim!
Barry Frost : Oh! Uh, sorry.
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Jane Rizzoli : She was about to get tenure and he wasn't.
Maura Isles : Well, that will put a strain on a marriage of academics. Sayre's law: politics of a university are so tense because the stakes are so low.
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Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : [Walks into autopsy] You didn't get the bullet out yet?
Jane Rizzoli : Yeah, Maura, come on. The body has been here at least 30 seconds.
[Maura smiles]
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : [sighs] Oh, sorry.
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Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : Get this: when he lost a squash match, he peed in his opponent's locker.
Maura Isles : He urinated in it?
Jane Rizzoli : That is what "peed" means, yes.
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Maura Isles : [Noticing Jane typing on her computer] Are you looking through my personal files?
Jane Rizzoli : [sighs] Well, if you don't want anyone looking, don't label them personal!
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Jane Rizzoli : Did you get Frankie's bullet out?
Maura Isles : Yes, and your mother hates me.
Jane Rizzoli : No, she loves your guest house... and you too.
Maura Isles : She hardly said one word to me.
Jane Rizzoli : Well, enjoy the silence for a while. She'll be fine... unless Patrick puts a hit out on her.
[Maura frowns]
Jane Rizzoli : Too soon?
Maura Isles : You have a tell too.
Jane Rizzoli : Then what is my tell?
Maura Isles : Your jokes get a little edge when something is bothering you.
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Maura Isles : You love solving homicide;, you love your work.
Jane Rizzoli : Yeah, and I can't tell him that! I feel guilty. Besides the guy's been in town 10 hours, he's already washed my underwear. My thongs, Maura.
Maura Isles : That's awkward.
Jane Rizzoli : Yeah, tell me about it. And he cleaned out my refrigerator.
Maura Isles : Now, that I approve of. There're altenaria spores and maybe even rhizopus on your pastrami.
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Jane Rizzoli : [On a stakeout] You know, you're not supposed to use your personal car for work?
Vince Korsak : It's new and I like it and would you rather be sitting in a police car?
Jane Rizzoli : Nope.