- Jane Rizzoli: Wow, you cook too! Where did get the eggs and all the vegetables?
- Colonel Charles 'Casey' Jones: Farmer's Market.
- Jane Rizzoli: Really? You're like a 17th-century wife.
- Colonel Charles 'Casey' Jones: [laughs] Is that good or bad?
- Jane Rizzoli: Oh, well, fantastic! I've always wanted a wife.
- Colonel Charles 'Casey' Jones: What do you want to do today? Watch me churn butter or beat the dust from the rugs?
- Jane Rizzoli: [Doing paperwork] Yes! Done! Every follow-up report. What's my price?
- Barry Frost: 2 days off to hang with your boyfriend.
- Jane Rizzoli: Hm, first days I have taken in a year. BPD owes me a 116.
- Vince Korsak: That's nothing, they owe me 243.
- Barry Frost: Why are you two competing over who takes the fewest vacation days?
- Jane Rizzoli: Because we're studs.
- Barry Frost: So what do you and Casey have planned?
- Jane Rizzoli: Well, he only has 72 hours off, so "nothing".
- Maura Isles: [Investigating the victim] Pink froth around her lips and nose.
- Jane Rizzoli: You have a tell when your head is not in the game.
- Maura Isles: I don't know what you mean.
- Jane Rizzoli: Pink froth? Not cytoplastics, hematoma, liquidity at a cellular level?
- Maura Isles: No!
- Jane Rizzoli: [Picking up her phone] Hey, Forst! What do you got?
- Barry Frost: [Showing a car] Sweet ride! You never see this color. It's called Beluga black.
- Jane Rizzoli: I meant the victim!
- Barry Frost: Oh! Uh, sorry.
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [Looking at victim related pictures] The older one is the sister, that's the wife. God, how do I do this?
- Barry Frost: You just got to do it!
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Maybe I'll stay in the drug unit.
- Barry Frost: If I can look at dead bodies, you can do this!
- Jane Rizzoli: She was about to get tenure and he wasn't.
- Maura Isles: Well, that will put a strain on a marriage of academics. Sayre's law: politics of a university are so tense because the stakes are so low.
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [Walks into autopsy] You didn't get the bullet out yet?
- Jane Rizzoli: Yeah, Maura, come on. The body has been here at least 30 seconds.
- [Maura smiles]
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: [sighs] Oh, sorry.
- Frankie Rizzoli Jr.: Get this: when he lost a squash match, he peed in his opponent's locker.
- Maura Isles: He urinated in it?
- Jane Rizzoli: That is what "peed" means, yes.
- Maura Isles: [Noticing Jane typing on her computer] Are you looking through my personal files?
- Jane Rizzoli: [sighs] Well, if you don't want anyone looking, don't label them personal!
- Jane Rizzoli: Did you get Frankie's bullet out?
- Maura Isles: Yes, and your mother hates me.
- Jane Rizzoli: No, she loves your guest house... and you too.
- Maura Isles: She hardly said one word to me.
- Jane Rizzoli: Well, enjoy the silence for a while. She'll be fine... unless Patrick puts a hit out on her.
- [Maura frowns]
- Jane Rizzoli: Too soon?
- Maura Isles: You have a tell too.
- Jane Rizzoli: Then what is my tell?
- Maura Isles: Your jokes get a little edge when something is bothering you.
- Maura Isles: You love solving homicide;, you love your work.
- Jane Rizzoli: Yeah, and I can't tell him that! I feel guilty. Besides the guy's been in town 10 hours, he's already washed my underwear. My thongs, Maura.
- Maura Isles: That's awkward.
- Jane Rizzoli: Yeah, tell me about it. And he cleaned out my refrigerator.
- Maura Isles: Now, that I approve of. There're altenaria spores and maybe even rhizopus on your pastrami.
- Jane Rizzoli: [On a stakeout] You know, you're not supposed to use your personal car for work?
- Vince Korsak: It's new and I like it and would you rather be sitting in a police car?
- Jane Rizzoli: Nope.