Rizzoli & Isles (TV Series)

Judge, Jury and Executioner (2013)

Angie Harmon: Jane Rizzoli

Quotes 

• Jane Rizzoli : [Angela pouring coffee]  No, Ma, I want regular

  Maura Isles : But no, you can't have caffeinated beverages this late in the day, Jane

  Jane Rizzoli : Okay, Maura says I can't drink it, so can I have an I.V. drip please?

• Barry Frost : I did mock trial. Always wanted to be the bad guy, but they made me the prosecutor

  Maura Isles : That's very impressive

  [everyone wonders] 

  Maura Isles : it's highly competitive

  [everyone gazes] 

  Maura Isles : I never made the team

  Jane Rizzoli : That's not possible

  Maura Isles : The advisor said that I was wordy

  Jane Rizzoli : [Cynical]  You?

• Jane Rizzoli : Convulsions. So if it was a seizure, are we looking at natural causes?

  Maura Isles : Ah, convulsions are a neurological response to many stimuli: physiological, pharmacological, idiopathic

  Jane Rizzoli : So, maybe?

• Maura Isles : There's a wet, tacky substance on her palm. Appears to be paint

  Jane Rizzoli : Looks institutional beige

  Maura Isles : I'd describe it as more of a taupe or a sand color, perhaps even a muted coral with a hint of abalone shell. Am I being wordy?

  Jane Rizzoli : A little!

• Jane Rizzoli : I need to know what was in the syringe that killed her, Maura

  Maura Isles : And I can't tell you. You know how this works

  Jane Rizzoli : How is it that we can put a Rover on Mars, but the damn crime lab can't find the toxin unless we tell them what to look for

  Maura Isles : NASA lost control of that Rover. And science is hard, you know, they can't test for everything. I need to narrow it down

• Maura Isles : [Reading through the medical files]  I wondered how she fractured it

  Jane Rizzoli : She was a runner, maybe she fell

  Maura Isles : No, I don't think so. She told the treating doctor that she didn't remember falling. He ordered a lumbar puncture. Aha, her hypocretin levels were low

  Jane Rizzoli : [No clue]  Aha! Why are we saying "aha"?

  Maura Isles : Well, it correlates with the HLA-gene tests I ordered

  Jane Rizzoli , Barry Frost : [Still no clue]  Aha

  Maura Isles : Judge Harper fell because she blacked out. She suffered from narcolepsy

• Maura Isles : [about to break in]  Where did you get that card?

  Jane Rizzoli : I borrowed it!

  Maura Isles : This is making me very itchy!

  Jane Rizzoli : I'll get you some Benadryl! All right, come on!

• Maura Isles : [Reading a file]  Jane, Joey Williams didn't die of kidney failure

  Jane Rizzoli : You sure?

  Maura Isles : Well, I'd prefer to do an autopsy

  Jane Rizzoli : I prefer to be in Hawaii!

• Tommy Rizzoli : Listen, since we're all hugging here, can I hug Maura too?

  Maura Isles : You bet

  Jane Rizzoli : Hands where I can see them!