- Thomas 'Doc' Durant: [standing next to Elam in a gunfight] What's that smell?
- Elam Ferguson: I'm drunk.
- Thomas 'Doc' Durant: Christ!
- Cullen Bohannan: Yep.
- Cullen Bohannan: [gathers winnings into Elam's hat]
- Elam Ferguson: [drunk, suddenly throws up right into the hat] Where my money at?
- Cullen Bohannan: Put your hat on, you might find it.
- Elam Ferguson: [tries to put it on]
- Cullen Bohannan: Uh, uh, uh.
- [takes the hat away]
- Thomas 'Doc' Durant: Not everything bad that happens to you is my fault, Bohannan.
- Cullen Bohannan: Mostly it is.
- Cullen Bohannan: [pulling a bloody shard of glass out of his chest] I tell you what, this railroad business is funner than shit.