- Elijah Mikaelson: [sarcastic, to Diego] Darling, we've got to stop meeting like this. This is how rumors begin.
- Elijah Mikaelson: You don't make it easy to love you, brother.
- Klaus Mikaelson: And yet, you are obstinate in your desire to do so.
- Klaus Mikaelson: [to Marcel] At first, the promise of offspring meant little to me and I recalled my father and how he held me in contempt from the moment I was born. As yours did with you. I will not do to my child what was done to me.
- Elijah Mikaelson: [about Hayley] I'm not trying to impress the girl.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: Well, I should bloody hope you are. Why else are we out here? Come on, Elijah. You've fallen for her. Admit it. It may do wonders for the stick that's lodged up your enduringly stoic ass if you did.
- Marcel Gerard: [Klaus, about Cami] You compelled her to go out with me, didn't you?
- [to Cami]
- Marcel Gerard: And I thought you really liked me.
- Camille O'Connell: So did I.
- Klaus Mikaelson: [to Cami] Well, I mean to be clear. I only compelled you to give him a chance. Anything you felt for him was quite real. and for the record, the level of awkwardness we're all currently experiencing is entirely genuine.
- Marcel Gerard: [to Klaus] You're the one who taught me that a man can't be defined by anyone but himself.
- Camille O'Connell: [to Klaus] You are such a coward. This isn't about me. You have kept me here for weeks just so someone, anyone wouldn't see who you really are. And now that I have, it scares the hell out of you. Doesn't it?
- Hayley: [trite] You must be the all-powerful super-witch Davina. And let's not forget Josh, newbie vampire way out of his element, voted most likely to die next.
- Klaus Mikaelson: [Toasting his guests] Let us begin with a toast to our shared gift: immortality. After 1,000 years, one might expect life to be less keenly felt, for its beauties and its sorrows to diminish with time, but as vampires we feel more deeply than humans could possibly imagine. Insatiable need, exquisite pain, our victories, and our defeats. To my city, my home again. May the blood never cease to flow.
- Marcel Gerard: And the party never end.
- Klaus Mikaelson: When I order werewolves to be hunted to extinction, I expect you to stand to the side and let the blood flow.
- Elijah Mikaelson: How delightfully democratic of you.
- Klaus Mikaelson: [to Marcel] This community that you've built, you have their respect, their love. I can rule them, but I cannot win them. Not without you. So rule with me, side by side, as equals, friends, brothers.
- Marcel Gerard: When I picked up that coin, I swore loyalty, Klaus. Not friendship. I'm holding up my end. The other has to be earned.
- Hayley: [after Elijah felled Diego] You shouldn't be here. Klaus has his guys watching me.
- Elijah Mikaelson: I wouldn't worry about them.
- [two guards groan as they get tossed about like rags by Rebekah]
- Elijah Mikaelson: Come. We mustn't linger. Let's get you someplace safe.
- Hayley: No, you don't have to worry about me. I'm fine. I've been deemed under protection by the almighty Klaus. It's the werewolves that need help. He ordered a wolf hunt as some jacked-up peace offering to Marcel's crew. You have to help them.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: Out in the bayou? Do we look like a bloody vampire rescue squad? I think you should be grateful we came to save you.
- Hayley: Listen, Rebekah, all my life I've wanted to know who my real family was. And just as I find out that they're out there in the bayou, Klaus orders them killed. You wanna help me? Help my people.. please.
- Camille O'Connell: [about Klaus] Don't worry. He's compelled me to forget everything as soon as I leave. That way I'm too busy agonizing over whether or not I'm losing my damn mind to realize I'm playing spy for an immortal egomaniac.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: [movers came for the coffins] Absolutely not, I paid for that!
- [guy carrying coffin just shakes his head]
- Elijah Mikaelson: You've never paid for anything in your life.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: I hardly see how that's relevant. Nik's just punishing us.
- Elijah Mikaelson: Well, we've hurt him. Deeply... it would appear.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: [re motor home encampment] Wow, these wolves really travel in style, don't they?
- Elijah Mikaelson: Empty.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: Behind on their payments, perhaps?
- Hayley: Those werewolves you ordered killed, that's my family.
- Klaus Mikaelson: Not for long, love.
- [Hayley mouths some appropriately derisive comment to herself]
- Klaus Mikaelson: I mean, this so-called family of yours, they haven't done you much good, have they? You said it yourself. They abandoned you, left you on your own. Now it's simply your turn to do the same.
- Hayley: Maybe they had their reasons.
- Klaus Mikaelson: [rising from chair, obviously annoyed] Yes, well, I have reason too, little wolf. If the werewolves are dead, then the vampires have less desire to kill you. I'm trying to keep you safe. Not that you're appreciating the effort.
- Hayley: And as soon as I have this baby, what happens to me then?
- [Klaus looks at her blankly, what a silly question she asked...]
- Hayley: Right.
- [shakes her head]
- Hayley: Well, lucky for me, I have a little time before I find out. And in the meantime, I will find a way to pay you back for this.
- [scoffs]
- Hayley: As long as I am in the family way, well, you can't do a damn thing about it.